Society jokes
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.