Society jokes
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
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Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."