Society jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

Why do orphans cry?

Because they got no family.

For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.

A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

They can't find the home button.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?