What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Society Jokes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
