Society jokes

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.