Society jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Memes
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.