Society jokes
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.