Society jokes
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's your religion?
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.