Society jokes
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.