Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Society Jokes
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Black lives matter.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
