Society jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
I blend children to make a good living.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!