Society jokes
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.