Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Black lives matter.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
