What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Society Jokes
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
