Society jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?