Society jokes
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.