Society jokes
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What is the difference between the human rights?
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.