Society jokes
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."