Society jokes

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?

A doggone catastrophe!

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

I made a website for orphans.

It does not have a home page.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

What do you call an orphan's home?

No home.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?