Society jokes
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Society
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
There are more than 2 genders.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.