Society jokes
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.