Society jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
"Send me back, I never liked you."