Society jokes
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.