Society jokes
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?