Society jokes
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.