Society jokes
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.