Society jokes

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?

A doggone catastrophe!

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.