Society jokes

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.