Society jokes
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Being pro-life.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.