Society jokes
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."