Society jokes
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.