Society jokes

Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?

They don’t know what home is.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.