Society jokes
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)