Society jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.