Society jokes
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.