Society jokes
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.