Society jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.