My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Society Jokes
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
