Society jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.