Society jokes
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.