Society jokes
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!