Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?