Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"