Society jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.