Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Whatâs the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isnât retarded, and one isnât gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighborâs house?
Me: If I tell you, you wonât believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Orphans are cool.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
