Society jokes
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.