Society jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.