Society jokes
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.