Society jokes
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Feminists are a joke.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Men.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."