Society jokes
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
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Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)