What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Society Jokes
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
