Society jokes
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"