Society jokes
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"