Society Jokes

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they can't call anyone their dad.

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!