Society jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.