Society jokes
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What screams I’m insecure?
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!