Society jokes

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they can't call anyone their dad.

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.