Society jokes
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Eshay.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.