Society jokes

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

Why do orphans have sex?

To call someone "daddy"!

Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

HIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE ORPHANS!

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.