Society jokes
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."