Society jokes

Eshay.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

I hate double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they can't call anyone their dad.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.