Society jokes
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”