Society jokes
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
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Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.