Society jokes
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.