Society jokes

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Ready when you are, KK.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Eshay.

What screams I’m insecure?

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Why are disabled people screwed?

Because you can't run or hide!