Society jokes
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?