Society jokes
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.