Society jokes
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!