Society jokes
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.