Society jokes
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Stop orphan jokes!
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.