You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Society Jokes
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
