Society jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Eshay.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What screams I’m insecure?
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁