Society jokes
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
Eshay.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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