Society jokes
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!