Society jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.