Society

Society jokes

Pride Month

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Fat

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Cannibal

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

Contest

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Orphan

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Orphan

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

Cookie

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Orphan

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Orphanage

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Kid

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Priest

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Face

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?