I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Society Jokes
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
