Society jokes
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?