Society jokes

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To buy a house.

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans love foster homes?

Because they actually have a home.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.