Society jokes
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.