Society jokes
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.