Society jokes
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.