Society jokes
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why canβt orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. π
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.