Society jokes
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃