Society jokes
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.