Society jokes
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How to stop bullying?
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.