Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How to stop bullying?