Society jokes
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."