Society jokes
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.