Society jokes
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!