Society jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.