Society jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.