What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Society Jokes
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
