Society jokes
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"