Society jokes
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."