Society jokes
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
A seal walks into a club.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.