Society jokes
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.