Society jokes
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
KK or Liv?