Society jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling