Society jokes
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."