Society jokes
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!