Society jokes
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.