Society jokes
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
KK or Liv?
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.