I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Society Jokes
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Racism.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
