Society jokes

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

Why do most orphans rob banks?

Because they just want to feel wanted.

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.