Society jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Memes
nO WaY
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"