Society jokes
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.