Society jokes
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Random post #2
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.