Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Society Jokes
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Hi! Could I join?
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
