Society jokes
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Them, losers.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who even needs white jokes?
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.