Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A man walks into a bar.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
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Good luck, Jake.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.