Society jokes
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
REBEL!!!!!
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."