Orphan's Baseball Game

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real knee-slapper, if you get it. See, orphans don't got no home, right? So when they play baseball and someone yells, "Run home!" they just stand there like a deer in headlights. They got nowhere to go since their parents abandoned them. You know, kinda like how your parents feel when you start talking about your conspiracy theories. It's dark, but funny.