Society jokes
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
REBEL!!!!!
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Hi! Could I join?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.