Society jokes
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."