Society jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Racism.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.