Society jokes
Racism.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.