Society jokes
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.