Society jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Memes
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.