What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Society Jokes
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
