Society jokes
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.