Society jokes

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

What do you call a deaf person?

Whatever you want!

Why do orphans love going to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”