Society jokes
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mom (DYM 65).
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Borders are fat.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!