Society jokes
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.