Society jokes

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

I hate these double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.

How do you give a redneck a circumcision?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

What do orphans get at restaurants?

The family meal.

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

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