Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Society Jokes
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
