Society jokes

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a home page!

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

What do orphans get at restaurants?

The family meal.

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.