Society jokes

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.