Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
There are more than 2 genders.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
