How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Asshole.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Your family.
