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If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

A man gets captured by cannibals.

Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

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    • What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

    At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

    Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

    Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

    Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

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    • Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

    They’re just two weeks to quit.

    What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

    A rock can break a glass ceiling.

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    • A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

    How do you know your baby is dead?

    It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

    Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

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    • Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

    How do you think Princess Diana died?

    ...Too soon?

    What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.