Society

Society jokes

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?

The "Ching Chang Gang."

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

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  • Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

    You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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  • What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

    The cold shoulder.

    Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

    A: Because they like to come in a little behind.