Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Society Jokes
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What game did knights play most often?
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Religion... That is all.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Flat Earthers
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
