Society jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.