Society jokes

Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?

5 dumpsters in a baby.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...

That's it... that's the end of the joke.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.

The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?