I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Flat Earthers
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
