What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Society Jokes
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
You are all fucking disgusting!
