Society jokes
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍