*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Fuck all y'all hoes!
I want to be loved.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
