Women's rights.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
