Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Society Jokes
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Fuck you and your shitty family!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
