Society jokes
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
I cummed on the alley.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.