Society

Society Jokes

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.