Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
I cummed on the alley.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.