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Society jokes

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

An orphan goes to a doctor.

Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

Orphan: "But why?"

Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

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    • I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

    The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

    Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?

    A. They drive slow through school zones.

    Dear doctor,

    I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

    Yours Truly, Ray Palp

    Why did the blind woman get raped?

    Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

    I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

    I love working at an orphanage.

    I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

    A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

    God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

    Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

    Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

    A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"