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What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.

Why can’t orphans play GTA?

Because they are not wanted.

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

An orphan goes to a doctor.

Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

Orphan: "But why?"

Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

"Stop bullying me!"

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?

A. They drive slow through school zones.

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

It can’t find home.

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To buy a house.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.