Society jokes
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I ate a man because he was dead!
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Bumpkin boy.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.