How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Society
Touch Down.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.