How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Electricity.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Society
Touch Down.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
I fucc mi brother.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
