Society jokes
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.