Society

Society jokes

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.