Society jokes

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"

He called the cops.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!