A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
I fucc mi brother.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Women.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
