Society jokes
Like if you meet someone emo.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.