Society jokes
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?