Society jokes
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.