What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Society Jokes
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
