Society jokes
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.