Society jokes
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Men.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.