Society jokes
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Like if you meet someone emo.