What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.