Society

Society jokes

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."