Society jokes
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!