Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Society Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Man, I hate the government.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
