I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Asshole.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Your family.
There are more than 2 genders.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
