Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Society Jokes
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
