Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
