My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because youβll have more success if you give out video games!
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you canβt take tablets on an empty stomach.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
