Society jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Hi! Could I join?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
No one gives a fuck.