Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Society Jokes
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
