What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Society Jokes
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
My mate Noha.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
