Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
