The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
