Society jokes
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.