Society jokes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Sharing is communism."
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.