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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
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What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
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My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Like if you are a simp.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.