Social media jokes

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

That’s right, I have my own category😎

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Ariana-Chat now!

Where's freshfry when I need him? :(

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Funny posts.

Alya, do you have Discord?

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Your (DYM 31).

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

Trisha Paytas