Social media

Social media jokes

Bitch

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Memes

Internet

@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you

Friend

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Post

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

Account

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Brother

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Fake

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Website

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.